Monday, April 28, 2008

Florida Senator to Castrate Automobiles

From Reuters:

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

You've probably seen these. Academically challenged individuals often add these chrome cajones to their trucks, along with other hillbilly accoutrement such as confederate flag window decals, motorboat propellers, and the ever popular faux bullet holes.

Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.

Is this really all Sen. Baker feels is wrong with the state of Florida? Obviously a man with a lot of time on his hands. Hey Baker, you can have my chrome testicles when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!

Critics of the ban included the Senate Rules Chairman, Sen. Jim King, a Jacksonville Republican whose truck sported a pair until his wife protested.

He seems like a good husband. A real role model for Floridians.

Florida, you are such a classy state. Please don't ever change.

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Blogger tom said...

You , a man who ate poop shaped ice cream from a tiny little toilet call people who put bull nuts on a truck hillbilly?

April 28, 2008 at 10:14 PM  
Blogger Rich said...

Uncle Tom is obviously offended. He just put some "Truck Nutz" on the family vehicle. Is there any female counter to the "Nutz?" Just wondering.

April 29, 2008 at 8:02 PM  
Blogger Joe W. said...

Florida also keeps the nation safe from wizardry:

May 7, 2008 at 10:28 PM  
Blogger tom said...

Lets face it - Florida is just somewhere to go and die.
Whole darn state smells like and old bath towel

May 22, 2008 at 9:12 PM  

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